Ultragay? Do you have a cape and bullet-repelling wristbands? Bc that's awesome and we should hang out.

You wear nothing, Jon Snow.

Don't forget PATRICE!

Funny, I never cared to see Ted meet the mother or watch them fall in love, marry, etc., because the kids are evidence that it happens. I'm mostly watching for the epilogue - to see how everyone's lives turn out. Though, if the rumors are true and the Mother is dead, I will cry like a drunk girl at prom.

Actually, foster care adoption requires both pre- and post-placement home visits, since until the parents are able to finalize an adoption (usually at least six months after placement, even for a child who is legally free) they are licensed foster parents. I have no idea what this couple's adoption situation is, and…

I can't get past the stock image photo to read the article. WHY DOES THAT GIANT BABY WANT TO STAB ME WITH A NEEDLE?!

I think you mean "science oven." We actually bought our first microwave in 20 years right after seeing American Hustle - specifically because we're becoming foster parents soon and figure we'll need one to heat up Mac-and-cheese and other kid-friendly food in small portions. But, we will only refer to it as the…

[Jumping up] I volunteer as Tribute!

That's my experience as well. I think these appropriate dress memos basically boil down to "ladies, don't dress in a way that reminds us that you are women."

I usually go on a Rufus tear in the fall, when the rain and gloom first starts in Seattle. Except for Instant Pleasure - that's a sexy summer night out song.

Exactly what I was thinking. But Geek Love may be too dark even for AHS.

That's why I like the "everyone fell asleep bc slow decompression and died" theory, because then at least they didn't know what was happening. If any of my family members were on that flight, that's what I'd want to think (besides gentle crash landing in jungle with no casualties.)

"I wish the earth sucked me" is my new favorite.

Your recap and that Patrice GIF are my favorite. I've actually been enjoying this season, except for racist Slapsgiving, and I will cry like a Bachelor contestant during the finale.

That's what I thought too - his first film was Animal House, he did tons of the 80s teen films that starred every Brat Pack-adjacent star, and then did serious films. My own Mr Luckier is only three degrees from Kevin Bacon.

And why do they think this tired retread of age-old colonist themes is "new" and "innovative?"

And apparently you have a huge sad-on because you want to use offensive words but don't want to be called out on it. Great choice of a hill to die on.

You can go ahead an use any word you like, just be prepared to offend people. Like women and people of color are always being told, grow a thicker skin. Or, you know, make an effort to be a decent human being.

Not lumping you in at all, I just wanted to make the point that the image/caption (do we have a word for these things?) while funny does perpetuate that myth. You are neither a pink pony asshat, nor pink pony asshat adjacent.

Funny but problematic, in that "killed them all" perpetuates a myth that Native people no longer exist. We're still here, and we live modern, regular American-type lives for the most part. That myth makes it easier to adopt & appropriate our cultural beliefs and symbols - if we're all dead, then we weren't using them…