Squats and lunges. Hundreds of them. Better get a standing desk.

But did they invite the sloths? Can we still hope for a sloth ring bearer?

It can be annoying, esp. because her food obsessions are so random. I can't eat a butter cookie in the same room as her, but tuna sandwich? She ignores it.

Lindy, if I ever run into you IRL, you will know me by my Piper Laurie impression, shouting "they're all going to laugh at you" as I walk by. Then we'll laugh, I'll buy you a drink and instant BFFs.

You like this, you should see my cat eat fresh pineapple. When I bring out fresh pineapple, she can smell it from another room and will climb up on my shoulder to try to steal it from the fork before it hits my mouth. She's got a problem - a delicious, tropical problem.

One of my college roommates didn't know how to use a mop and thought you had to use oil and a frying pan to heat up a can of refried beans (bc "re-fried"). This was in 1988. "Ugh, Millennials" has nothing to do with it.

While I think she's enormously talented and deserving, I always assumed that it was we'll known to Lorne Michaels and SNL who her parents were. Her dad was a famous composer and her mother the late (& fabulous) Minnie Ripperton. Don't read Maya's Wiki page is you don't feel like crying a little.

Simple solution: if you have a yard, leash your cat and let her roam. Our cat is now 6 and has been leash-trained since she was a kitten. You can't really walk a cat on a leash like you would a dog (cats walk where they want, at their own pace) but you can tether her within a safe area and let her wander on her own.…

Simple solution: if you have a yard, leash your cat and let her roam. Our cat is now 6 and has been leash-trained since she was a kitten. You can't really walk a cat on a leash like you would a dog (cats walk where they want, at their own pace) but you can tether her within a safe area and let her wander on her own.…

My theory on why so many shoes: as women we've been told for our whole lives that our bodies are all wrong - too fat, too flat, too short, butt too big, etc. Shoes always fit, whether I'm a size 6 or a 12, whether I'm super fit or a slobby mess.

You tell 'em, lunchcoma.

Still stressful, but also WTF with having to sign such a waiver? Please, find her a good counselor. Her doctor can prescribe anti-depressants if appropriate - she doesn't need to see a psychiatrist.

Sex + nap = a Snap. As in, "hey babe, you feel like taking a snap later?" "Hell yeah."

Does her insurance cover therapy with a licensed mental health counselor? Arguably not a "psychiatric professional" so no need to disclose. Also, if she's a lawyer, the Wisconsin state bar may have counseling referral services. Anxiety and depression are endemic to the legal profession.

She'll have a great subject for her personal essay in her college applications - "how I defied my high school's F'ed up priorities to take the SATs."

I think many want to have a traditional wedding, even a modest one, so going to the courthouse means deciding that you will never have that. If you're middle class or working poor, that can be a difficult dream to give up on.

I saw these in person at my local Target - they look amazing (except racist one, duh.) I want the pink one for everyday. Plus, your wig may be used as a flotation device.

This is true in any city. I live in Seattle. We walk fast here, because it's raining and we have places to go. Do not stand in a clump on the sidewalk. Do not walk three-abreast on the sidewalk. Do not stand at the corner trying to figure out if you should cross left or right. Get out of the way.

Winner!

The only way I can see the police taking the author' sword for it is if he is a she. A terribly misguided she.