This poster becomes a lot less cute after you find out it was created by a 38-year-old Rand Paul supporter.

I think you should blur the phone number ASAP. This child does not need strangers from the internet calling her.

No. He can never have children. Ever. In fact, as a result of this entire situation, Sofia Vegara now gets to castrate him and eat his testicles on a special episode of “Modern Family”

Hey Bud Light, it’s your shitty beer that’s supposed to be absolutely tasteless, not your advertising!

I don’t quite get the need to vent. She hasn’t even started the job. I understand having to take a job wherever you can, but seriously — there was no other position for which she could qualify in the whole of Dallas?

What did she need to vent about at that point, though? She hadn’t even started the job!

Every single day, that man looks more and more like an android wearing a skin suit.

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

I've always been a good tipper but when I recently found out my boyfriend tips 10% I was horrified and didn't know how to handle that without eviscerating him. Many imagined scenarios later, the next time we dined out I said hey I have a thought: let ME do the tipping. He said that would be fine. PROBLEM SOLVED, now…

I'll be snarky. I don't understand what is so difficult for some white people to listen when PoC say that things are problematic for them. She really had to wear a hijab to "understand"? No she didn't, she understood when she admitted that sometimes people in her community treat Muslims unfairly. The whole hijab thing…

My closet says the trend is "fur". As in, "covered in cat fur".

Actually, it's nothing like that at all, since it's actually based on science.

"it'll be virtually impossible for Congress to get anything done."

Okay, so now that all of the innocents are out, can we lock the doors and torch the building?

That's because people responded, which takes them out of the gray zone. Flag the post and DON'T respond to it.

Can we please get lastburneraccount the fuck out of here?

I would absolutely be terrified most of the time if I were a cop. That is why I'm not a cop. Can we puh-lease stop letting people who are too terrified to do their damn job become cops? People die.

I love seeing old people made happy.

My grandma's favorite drink was margaritas. In the nursing home, she had a bottle of mix, but, you know, it wasn't the real deal. A year before she passed away, my husband and I traveled cross-country to see her. We smuggled in a bottle of tequila and made her proper margaritas. She…

Your #NiceGuy tears nourishes me, please keep going.

I knew I could count on you guys! Man I love that cartoon so much, I've never seen it before. I want to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.