Really?

Speaking as someone who watched both of their parents die from cancer — one at 62, one at 68 — I completely agree. There is absolutely no way I'm going through that, and the fact that we won't extend the same grace to our suffering fellow humans that we grant to our suffering pets is just fucking revolting.

This sounds terrifying similar to something out of the Madd Addam Trilogy. Which I highly recommend.

I know! Renos weird and awesome. Only the people that live here can see it.

right? its moments like this that gives people glimpses of our city that only we can see. Its nice.

Yay Reno! We love it here and we are quite proud of our notacronuts

Fellow Renoan giving you the thumbs up and a double wave!

Gah. Last time there was a horror story thread about childbirth on Jezebel, I was on the bus on my way to work, reading along on my phone. Then someone mentioned buckets, and isn't it crazy that the same supplies you buy at Home Depot can be used in delivery? NOPE. In horror, I shut my phone off, shut my…

Literally any conversation that begins "according to Freakonomics" is not going to end well.

He must be logging on the internet and seeing that his mother thinks he's acting like a hooligan! That three year old genius!!!

"Why are women so afraid to say "no" and instead lie to get out of a situation as quickly as possible?"

Er, did you see what happened when they actually said no?

Naw I love getting shit like this. It's a blessing, because it shows you exactly who is fucking INSANE before you even start to date them, thus saving you the hassle of finding out down the road say, before you get married or y'know, before he stuffs your body into the back of his trunk.

I'm guessing this wasn't just a date but possibly a threesome, a threesome with a little lady named meth. Lots of meth.

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

Ugh. You're in the fucking Oval Office. Granted, a large number of sacks-of-crap have occupied that office, but control your friggin' child, people. No one else thinks they're being adorable : you're raising future monsters.

a frog who ate 30 rocks.

I have a good friend who lives in Reno and during BM times, her entire Facebook feed is just various versions of "got stuck for 30mins behind some guy in a violet leotard arguing with the walmart checkout girl about why they don't carry gallon size kambucha"

I'm worried that this would result in my grandparents either being split up or forced into a state run facility. Do you have any experience with APS? I have (bad) experiences first and second hand with CPS and that is where my mind goes immediately. I'm also worried this would result in my grandmother effectively…

Whoosh.