The 2015 Mercedes-Benz C-Class : For when you fail your state's driving test, but pass Georgia O'Keeffe's Rorschach test.
Would anyone be interested in my similarly-themed DIY article, "Everything I Fucked Up While Trying To Act Like Anthony Bourdain For Most of My Twenties"?
No joke. I do not have the wherewithal to make my own bathtub gin after every job interview or conference when I'm on the road. Not to mention, when the hotel is paid for by the company I typically get a room with a shower and no bathtub. How do you even make shower gin?!?
You really need to start tagging these "For Fuck's Sake, Ansel."
Is this to distract us from the mouse infestation that shut down his bakery? It seems to be working.
Blue Velvet Cake looks and sounds disgusting.
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According to a series of Monday-afternoon reports, Sen. John McCain slipped into Syria with the ninja-like grace of…
Here's a trailer for every romantic comedy ever made. It's spot on — even though the announcer guy sounds like a…
Let your chest do the talking.
If you thought egg whites were a funky addition to cocktail menus around the country, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Being called out on your shit is the worst. It can be humiliating, frustrating, and hurtful. When it happens, the…