Does this mean Greg Hardy was Obama’s fault?

Don’t raise your voice at me.

Look. The police need to stay away from Waffle House. It’s an American past time. It’s a safe space. I go there to blow things up while I have waffles. I like seeing fist fights to the death with my eggs. Hell once I saw a goat play cards there. Coppers, if you’re listening and you have the thinnest shred of dignity,…

“Looks like the shooter’s bullets missed the intended target. If that’s the case, why are there criminal charges?” -Pete Abraham, probably

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue

Obviously it doesn’t make much sense to talk about this as a precision weapon, but you seem to have a very flawed definition of a “megaton”

poor guy didn’t know the deer was Blitzen.

He’s part of a system that claims to help on its surface but will physically and mentally break you down until you lose all will to continue.

He’s also going to jail.

you do realize you’ve morphed into Bill Simmons, right?

PSA: For $500,000 you can treat me as sub-human as you want.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Haha OK I fell for it. You win. Troll on friend.

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

To be fair, 99% of the time he brings it on himself

It wouldn’t be a Haisley article without a factual error.

Washing the laundry is no big deal.

I’m having a hard time understanding him. What does De’Fox say?