Came here for this

But it makes perfect sense...

“Nice catch, blanco nino, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaacked.”

“These people have awful names.”

lol communication.

He’s not good enough.

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

Public pensions are a HUGE problem in California (and elsewhere). And while the people managing them are probably incompetent, the bigger issue is that most of these municipalities are being hamstrung by these HUGE obligations that can’t realistically be paid as promised. This is all to say, that many of these public…

Here’s a Hot Take. Mark Cuban can get fucked with a tire iron. Just because he’s not a Trump guy doesn’t mean he’s not another piece of shit billionaire who has no issues intimidating the press to make sure his garbage basketball teams fees aren’t hurt.

A 5-second violation is for in-bounding the ball and the ball was in-bounded. Next time understand the rules before you try to put blame on the refs/commissioner.

On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

I usually fly Southwest because things like “getting my luggage delivered” and “the airplane working” are my priorities. I usually just make sure I get a window seat, use Google Maps to track my flight and spot cities and landforms (difficulty: This sucks over water) and very politely figure out how to best take…

Peter King came to my town once. Went to a diner and loved the coffee so much he drank four pots. Then he took a three flush shit. You could hear the splashing sounds from the sidewalk. Afterwards he comes out smiling, telling us all, “Hell of a toilet you got there. American Standard. Nothing like it.”

Peter King is my hero.

AND WHERE DO THEY TEND TO LIVE? IN CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISESESES. CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISEES HAVE ACRONYMS, LIKE LA OR NYC OR CHICAGO... CEO IS ALSO AN ACRONYM, WHICH REARRANGED SPELLS “OPEC”, BUT WITHOUT THE “P”. WHO ELSE DOESN’T HAVE PEE? SEA ANEMONES. ANEMONES IS A HOMONYM WITH ENEMY AND CEOS ARE THE…

Less and less booze. Fewer and fewer bottles of said booze.

Just fuck already.

They’re like drug dealers. You’ll never get rid of them as long as there’s a demand. Who the fuck are the idiots spending good money to own a signed ball cap or sneaker, anyway?