While 183 arrests have been made in connection with fires, only 24 people have actually been charged with arson.

Fans might take the game more seriously if it weren’t being called Snyder-Man: Homecoming

A “pair” may be inaccurate.

>In this case blizzard had a set of rules and regulations they clearly set out in a clause.

The White Sox extended the nets all the way down shortly after the June incident. We have season tickets a few rows up from the nets and can once again confirm that anyone telling you it ruins the experience of the game is a bold faced liar and is looking for any reason to complain.  I’ve fought on this hill before…

Man, sure has been a triple-murder heavy day on Deadspin, huh?

Dude, let it go

For food we had: Steak. Burgers. Bar-b-que. Pizza. Beer. Soda. Milkshakes. Mari-fucking-juana. A DJ. Ice cream cake.

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

My girlfriend on long car trips loves to play the “Name all 32 NFL teams”-game.

I feel pretty confident that, over a long enough timeline, baseball players would get better at using all fields and render the shift a losing proposition. On the other hand, it seems increasingly likely that the inevitable collapse of human civilization will thwart any evolutions of that kind. Ah well.

Shit like this is why banning the shift is dumb. I know, I know, it’s way harder than it looks to use the half of the field that is wide open, especially when the models say that pulling the ball and hitting monster dongs is most efficient. But maybe your model is just wrong. Use the whole damn field!

So, I struggle with the idea of codifying the proper time to leave for a party, because the entire concept of being “fashionably late” to a party works because some people will show up more or less on time, or *GASP* early, and it’s that natural flow of people arriving that allows the party to be “in full swing”.

TLDR; Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anyone who wants to come in hot with the highlight truthering, please pause, take a deep breath, maybe go take a walk, skip some stones down at the river or whatever, and then just shut the hell up. We know. It’s still an Important Moment, and my friends and I use “Leeroy Jenkins” as a verb because of it.

Better not tell him about Yelich. He seems mad enough about Milwaukee having Giannis, so I’d hate to see how he reacts to the fact that the best player in baseball (not named Trout) plays in the same city.

What what is interesting to me, is that for the last week or so, the entire narrative has been about how the Celtics are underperforming and not playing as a unit and not getting the job done etc etc. Can someone just come out and say that the Bucks are clearly a better fucking team??

By acknowledging it, we only give 4chan more power.

Scrolling down to the bottom of an article about a “fucking stupid” phenomenon you don’t watch to comment probably proves you don’t do much with your time anyways.

Thank you for your service.