Maybe it was an earthquake. I mean, Milwaukee is famous for them, right? The Waukesha Quake of ‘75, the Oconomowoc Quake of ‘88, the Cudahy Quake in '95 that swallowed the airport...

Cousin Eddie:  The College Years

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.

Brandon:
He liked to strip near-naked in the background while I was video-chatting my girlfriend.

Other than Red Panda, the only good nba halftime entertainment is a youth basketball game

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

Welcome to the sports website where people discuss sports.  Enjoy your stay.

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

In Siberia, kerosene road burns you!

“What was I supposed to do? Take a single moment to think through the facts of the case and recognize that no malicious violations of the rules had occurred? That opens a veritable Pandora's Box, and before you know it, I'd have to spend the whole day actually thinking."

In the Kinja commenting system, stars are given out by two separate and wildly unequal groups: approved commenters, who can be easily read, and the greys, who lurk outside the gates. These are their comments.

For a second, I thought this was a stealth marketing campaign for Law & Order.

Is his bar called Rum-Springa?

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

Rovell is a turd, but a relatively benign one. You just try not to step on it, and you you go about your day. He doesn’t come across as maliciously stupid, like the Francesca and Ingraham types.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

I know, man. I’m just making a joke.

At least the third season of Making A Murderer will be better.

It turns out Mitch was wrong.  Escalators CAN break down

You are surprised that they didn’t trade for two of the top catchers in the game, neither of whom their teams would have traded to the Dodgers (Giants trade arguably their best position player to the hated Dodgers? Cards deep in the playoff hunt & having just given Yadi a contract extension last year)? Or for a guy…