Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

To show them they were truly part of the family, several Dodgers fans stabbed them in the parking lot after the game.

“Oh, of course they have an app for that now.”

“You wanna know what NFL pick I’d do over? Jeez, there are so many to choose from... probably that one against the Saints in the NFC Championship game?” -Brett Favre

And don’t forget!

I took this to be tongue-in-cheek. Should I have?

I don’t know what they’re going to do about all the players recently out of UNC. None of those guys show up on tests.

Really? “On during a work day” is a reason why you don’t get to see the Champions League? Your work day consists of writing stories about pants shitting.

Plus you can shove the tortillas up your ass.

Appropriate, since “not pleasurable, but consistent” has been the Cubs’ motto for the last 100 years.

Why is he wearing his Laker Uniform to an Elite Eight Game?

Mark Emmert is FUMING right now.

Scouts: Byron do you want to look at the data from last night's loss?

Major League Baseball fans on having some of this generation's stars blackballed from the Hall of Fame while David Ortiz's reputation somehow remains intact: "We call that bullshit"

My thought process the past few months:

Keith got all self-righteous and overreacted to something? NO WAY!

Would pay top dollar to watch her legitimately destroy Justin Beiber on the basketball court.

It's extraordinarily hard to score directly off a corner. Just ask Greg Anthony.

As a Browns fan, what doesn't sadden you greatly?

"SMH, go 29-0, but lose one game and people don't know how to act."