Cutler feels the same way

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

Scut Farkus hasn't aged a bit since Ralphie beat him down.

With that output, you'd think the Bucks would be more pro-tokounmpo.

That list is better than Marchman's cereal list. Sign her up for a full time spot.

The Bears just signed the cord to a 5 year contract worth 70 million dollars.

In Chicago's defense, Jay Cutler has been handling the punting duties with his arm this season.

What would Qatar have to do to lose the World Cup at this point?

"shits in the graves of his ancestors", or "pulls a Dan Snyder".

Or, "beerkake," if you will.

"In this respect, achieving drunkenness is like achieving orgasm: The wise and cool and attractive people take their time and share the journey with other wise and cool and attractive people;"

I don't know, I think they are both really adept managers. Who else but the manager can ensure that sluggers like Matt Carpenter, Kolten Wong, Joe Panik and Travis Ishakawa hit huge homeruns in both the NLDS and NLCS.

I don't know why you singled out Bartman. Hasn't every Cubs fan come to represent a random poor bastard forced to live a sports fan's worst nightmare?

Neat trick: replace "Heineken" with "Rolling Rock" and this article is no less true.

"Actually, it's pronounced 'mill-e-wah-que' which is Algonquin for "the good land."

I'm sure his grandfather, Judge Smails, will get him released on his own recognizance.

"It was great," said the Giants fan. "For the first time since buying this jersey, I actually felt like Eli Manning."

And if you think that Brazilians will react poorly to seeing someone hold up three fingers, just wait and see what happens when someone holds up seven.

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