Or was it a collarbone punch. Hard to tell.

So i've noticed a trend with these. In that pretty much every team's fanbase is described as either fat, stupid, sweaty, obnoxious, racist, uneducated or a combination of the formentioned. And as a Pats fan i know there's going to be a lot of talk of Massholes and chowds when they come up. But what i'm wondering is if…

Drew, we're going to need you to follow up with PJ to find out how that story ended.

Angel Di Maria: This is impressive, I am very excited.

Technically its not really a lie... he said it was two stories.

Turns out Shaw really got his injury in a game of one on one basketball against Mo'ne Davis.

"18."

The vomit wasn't even the issue here. Gary Bettman just didn't want another clown to be so closely associated with the Stanley Cup.

St. Louis Cardinals hurt children the RIGHT way.

That little girl would have gotten plunked if a Cardinal was on the mound. No respect, SMH

Look at you. Missing the point and all.

That's what's known as a "Canadian gloryhole".

"Diabetes is coming"

Since no one could agree on how much contact should be allowed, the league decided that no contact would be allowed.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

Well, Atlanta has been missing a prick on the field since McCann left.

I wish I could see the look on your face when you realized that I was talking about my daughters.

Ok, lets just get it out of the way.... the news here isn't that Sarafin's gay, it's that someone at ASU is pursuing a Master's Degree.

"Respect the A" is also one of the unwritten rules of the porn industry.

The fact that he doesn't know what's going on or anything about teams, and then ends up in an Arsenal shirt by the end of the bar scene is an extremely accurate portrayal of American Arsenal fans.