Ejected Chiefs' Fan: Don't taze me, bro.

Hunter Pence thinks Big Bang Theory is funny

"That's a Bryce Harper question bro"

Pep Guardiola is an immense asshole and his behavior is a metaphor for how arrogant Euro teams dismiss CONCACAF despite the gap being a hell of a lot more narrow than they think (that statement is independent of the stupid ASG, FYI.)

Right after Donovan scored did anyone see the dude in the stands holding up the random "FUCK OHIO" banner? Classic.........Oh yeah Pep's a tool

And thus why this is a terrible format for an all-star game. They should just play east v. west and jog around for 90 minutes. To hell with these precious Europeans.

A very confused Bengals front office immediately offered him a five-year, $100 million contract.

Did he pass out at 31 Flavors the other night? Guess it's pretty serious.

Reminds me of my ex-wife. She never had a good explanation for blowing things, either.

Why did the league's second million strikeouts come so much quicker than its first?

* Asking for a cup for water, then filling that cup with soda

In a follow-up interview, Paspatis also noted his skepticism that elephants can fly and hinted that the real Cinderalla was kind of a bitch.

2015 Browns: [draft players only from Northwestern]
2015 Browns: [continue to suck]
2016 Browns: [draft players only from Northwestern]
2016 Browns: [continue to suck]
2017 Browns: [draft players only from Northwestern]
2017 Browns: [continue to suck]
2018 Browns: [draft players only from Northwestern]
2018 Browns: [continue…

In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish, but it's one nobody's going to judge you for.

I think so too... Let's watch!

"Guys, what I was trying to say was..."

I think you're experiencing an Olberman Agreement Stroke. Breathe deeply and wait for him to say literally anything else so it'll pass.

The punishment doled out to Ray Rice is only slightly more outrageous than the fact that the god-damned NFL has me agreeing with Keith Olberman. Keith. Olberman. Agreeing. Me. Keith. NFL. Damnit. God. Damnit.

This is way better than the asshole who was impersonating Dwyane Wade during the NBA finals.