Chicago sports fans need to be knocked down a few pegs. Cutler, I’m looking in your direction. Don’t be afraid over there either, Derrick Rose’s knee.

Yeah, that sounds weird... I’ve had people telling jokes and having fun.

The only time I won’t tip is when it’s something where I do not ask them to do something and it is very simple. For example, I usually don’t tip bathroom attendants. If there is something extra they are doing, even if it is entertaining in some way than sure, but I can grab a towel myself.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

Doing it once is impressive, but to be able to repeat it immediately is even better.

I realized that Torii had not reached the end of his … whatever you want to call it.

Don’t underestimate the importance of US-Mexico in the Gold Cup. Might not seem like a big deal to outsiders, but inside CONCACAF it is very important.

Real rule: Add the idea of continuation in basketball and make it so that if you make either FT it is two points (if you make the first, it is all you get). It helps remove fouls as part of strategy to a point. Also reduce the number of timeouts each team gets. General idea is to stop making the last two minutes of an…

I hear Senator Clay Davis is next in line for FIFA presidency.

Ratshot makes me think of buckshits. Maybe it fits. Maybe it doesn’t.

Anybody arguing that the Dutch team was somehow not their best team or whatever, keep in mind Bobby Fucking Wood scored that goal while partnered up top with an amateur.

HOW MANY TIMES HAS LAZIO INDICTED FIFA OFFICIALS AND BEAT THE NETHERLANDS IN THE SAME WEEK?!

“...some people love it..

What’s the difference here between a settlement and a bribe?

I don’t like the fact that I’m apparently transphobic because I wanted Lauren Hill to win.

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one struggling to get to first base in high school

DOOOOONNNNNTTTTT CCCAAAARRRREEEE. I love it.

Your winnings, sir.

DOOOONNNNTTTTTT CAAAAARRRRRREEEEE USA!USA!USA!

Woke up with what I thought was morning wood. Now I realize its a freedom boner.