Jesus did Bruce Willis let himself go.

Yeah dude, it's not Purdue with nicer helmets. I got shut out of ND and got a scholarship to Purdue.

Bob Ueker was ripping on this guy too. Glad he got his beer eventually.

USC, Michigan, Stanford, Michigan State, Miami, Oklahoma all in the last two years. Oh yeah, and Pittsburgh.

Day game at Miller Park? Not a chance. Welcome to Wisconsin

I coach boys volleyball and we played in a massive regional tournament in the EJ Dome and my guess is it will be the most exciting thing to happen there all year.

What is harder to explain to someone: Why Peyton Manning is so bad in the playoffs or why Eli is so good?

Followed by immediate loss of NCAA eligibility for all the kids because of improper benefits.

If I were the other team I would be trash talking constantly because A) he's not going to beat you (yet) and B) it's clearly going to get to his head.

Hey now, if you are old enough to be hanging out in a hot tub, you are old enough to drink. That's what Wisconsin is.

United's back three are good enough to start, but there is zero depth. If one of those guys gets injured or decides to start shitting the bed, they are doomed.

Two big questions: 1) Who caught this and is investigating and 2) What were the violations?

Question: Do you remove voters that have really dumb votes? So were all of Kyle Wagner's votes removed from consideration after he made such a terrible mistake? (Note: this is my fix for the MLB Hall of Fame)

Lighten up, Francis.

"All part of the game though, right?"

Normally this is where I would rip Greg Howard for bringing up race in an irresponsible way, but I really agree with a lot of what he is saying.

He had such a dazed look on his face that Roger Goodell tried to throw him in for one more drive.

The criticisms of Roger Goodell are warranted, but the amount of people attacking people for doing this is staggering and, frankly, insulting. Yes, Goodell is an asshole, but don't take it out on ALSA.

FACT: Vests are made so you only have to iron the sleeves of a shirt.