why not go inside and build it yourself? unless you're banned from all hardware stores.

Why do I find this car so confusing to look at?

370z Nismo RS. Gear type LSD, larger brakes, Recaro seats like the Juke Nismo RS, 10hp bump from freed up exhaust, 100lb weight loss somehow.

Two in the pink....

Ran into these guys a couple weeks ago, they all looked happy.

Oh man, this post! I go "pfft" every time I seem a guy in a Boxter. I'd rather he drive my stick-shift Mom-mobile minivan.

I was about to hook up with this dude who drove a Porsche until I got in it and realized it was a fucking automatic. The fuck?

Another day, another reason to dislike power-tripping egomaniacs who think a badge gives them carte blanche to do whatever the fuck they want.

Thank you for you fine consideration, good sir. Everybody knows Prawnie can't drive.

Porsches terrorizing villages?

Here's one that I made for our team at the 24 hours of LeMons. I think it's appropriate here.

Updated version-

My suggestion number 2. (This is just to give a concept since I stole the drawing of the synchro off the internet)

The Jalopnik Car Configurator is now live. Now You can build your dream Car! Choose everything from the engine style, to the kind of transmission you want. Everything is up to you. Make the car that you want. 100% Satisfaction guaranteed.

Your own car is perfect. It is your car. Other people may not like it, but to you it is perfect.

"It may seem contradictory, but it's been a longstanding view at Jalopnik that an increase in public transit usage is a good thing for car culture. Why?"

I'm not very good at this kind of thing.

77 years and counting.

So why didn't they just rejoin the Union when Lincoln promised to pass the Corwin Amendment, which would have protected slavery?