Those are a lot nicer than this poor corvette tree ornament

1.) F&F Tokyo Drift '68 Mustang Skyline

Yeah, it's got a touchscreen and I can stream music to it from my iPotato but bro, this stick thing in the middle, what does it do? Also, man, why are there, like, three pedals?

Netflix Gift Certificate:

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Oh.. I seem to have clicked on an Onion article here at Jalopnik...

Haynes/Chilton manual for your loved one's rig.

Your little Jalop can spend hours tinkering on their own engine. Tear it down and build it back up.

Set of 6 Racetrack coasters by Linear Edge

Maybe she does it all the time and is now used to it.

Must be lost Gawker commenters. Only excuse.

Let's see, someone else's project with someone else's problems for over twice the going rate of a stock Z06 or a new C7...Rob Ford levels of Crackpipe

Ooops, someone got some Gawker in my Jalopnik.

Headline is a little misleading. Makes it sound like she "mowed down" her grandmother, then went right on to Twitter right after.

So while his mother dies in the hospital, he is also on twitter?

Well, this is now one of my favorite Jalopnik posts in recent history.

Steven Dorff approves.

Pretty much everything that contains the word shark in its name sucks.