Raptor is the answer. http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/…

I thought that the nut jokes would get less funny, but the law of diminishing returns does not apply to nutmeat humor.

I've mostly stopped picking grammatical nits on the internet, since even professional journalists can't reconcile subjects with verbs anymore. The Brits are to blame here; they popularized phrases like "The band are..." and "The team were...", leaving the weakly educated to use emotion and popular usage to replace…

Comment of the week, right here. You just won the interwebs, my friend!

Drunkdozer Rampage; I need to form an Atlanta metal band with this name!

Looks like he was ....ramping up for something,

No word on whether or not Barra will still accept the award.

They played besties together in Turistas a few years before Legacy; Beau Garrett is smokin'!

First, this person says that the dealer "lies" – a serious complaint that should be examined further. But when we discover why the complainer thinks the dealer is lying, it turns out that the transmission died on a car five months after the sale date – something the buyer thinks is ridiculous, considering the car had…

Redline

I'm not saying you should all run out and buy Ford stock now, because WTF do I know, but Ford is playing a long game here and seems to be content with taking a hit now knowing that they're possibly inline for a huge year when the Mustang and F-150 hit dealerships.

If all hostile responses were that civil, wars would be fought with Nerf guns.

I feel the same about the new Miata's face; it screams "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" to me, but I can't find the photo to prove it.

Being a fully grown adult on stage in a hot constricting suit that makes you look like a giant toddler in his undies? What's weird about that?

I'm usually pretty good at suspending disbelief & giving the benefit of creative license with these posts, but this list doesn't remotely resemble the question posted on Friday. "He needs a commuter car, something good on gas with decent amenities and won't leave him stranded." An entertaining list? Ok, I'll give…

I'm betting he was puckered even more tightly at the other end.

'07 - '11 Accent Hatchback:

The world is a strange place.

The car was unveiled last night at a posh exclusive dinner at the Beverly Hills City Hall (in Beverly Hills, even the city hall is for swanky galas.) The car's color scheme is a salute to the North American Racing Team livery, and its 10-car production run mirror's that of the old 1967 275 GTS4 NART Spider, which was…

Neutral: Would you invest in Ford? Stock is down, do you think it's going to go back up?