Lemons to lemonade

Obviously, you don’t know that red is the color most associated with Hanukkah or Kwanza. NEVER Christmas. EVER.

Yep. because ‘OMG! DON’T B A H8TER! WTF? I SHOULD, LIKE, TOTALLY BE ABLE TO FILM YOUR EVERY MOVE WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION! IT’S LIKE, MY RIGHTS, BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND I KNOW IT MAKES YOU MAD! LOLZ!’

The problem is that the only way to prove beyond all doubt that the threat was intended as a threat is if he ACTUALLY KILLED HER. At which point the next question we ask is “well he was sending all these threats, why didn’t we do something about that?”

...the Supreme Court says it’s not criminal speech unless the author intended it as a threat and understood that others would take it as such.

You can see the moment where he wishes he watched film of Wisconsin.

I guess the bright side for Kentucky fans is that this loss preemptively saves the disappointment of vacating the title in a few years.

Your comment reminds me of my greatest failed escape.
In one of the missions in part GTA4, you had to quickly run away on full stars. I came up with a genius plan, using the game's new physics, I would drive as fast as possible to a nearby board walk with a waist high barrier and drive into it. Sure enough, just as…

I only saw one police helicopter so it was more likely three or four stars.

Very true. 4 gets the FBI going after you with copters and 5 gets the US Army going after you. Because in GTA world posse comitatus is for pussies.

5 stars? So he had the US Army going after him with tanks?

His cheat code must have ran out.

Eh, that's only three stars.

But then he hit up a prostitute and got back to full health.

How do you get to 5 stars and then get caught on the freeway?

Brings a whole new meaning to BBC for the royal couple.

These students just need a calming figure like my father to provide educational guidance like I received when I was in college.

If he had any sense, he would point his gun at the real threat: diabetes.

the officer shows great restraint not shooting the kid for filming in portrait mode. Such valor.