Dear dorks: This upgrade is a piece of shit. Most of us just want machinery that works, and it has bricked my nice Surface. Web pages load with the speed of a 1996 aol dialup, the controls are sluggish or barely functional, and resident programs struggle to load.

The gamer dweebs need to scrape the cheeto dust off their faces and comb the Red Bull out of their nasty, scraggly beards, pull their filthy “Han Shot First” tshirts down over their disgusting guts, turn off the Hentai they were jacking off to and go outside and jog or something.

Maureen Dowd is a fucking moron, and makes shit up to generate a narrative. Ask yourself who in the Biden inner circle would eagerly share a deathbed confidence of Beau with that miserable idiot, and then you can give this story the credence it is due.

Is it wrong that I'd like to see her in one of those naked lesbian wrestling videos where the winner gets to do the loser with a giant strap-on?

She's totally going for the BBC...

I'm sure the officer got home safely, which is all that counts for our Hero Servants in Blue.

What's the tragedy? A loser con artist offed himself after getting found out. I call that appropriate, especially considering the number of actually qualified people who never catch a break.

Oh, for fuck's sake - you got a bunch of hate mail from sobbing fat transvestites who don't even care about sports, and you're throwing the writer who did a solid investigatory piece on a grifting fraud under the bus? Way I see it, the world is out one less lying fraud, and fatties know that sometimes, people find out.

Would tap that like Mike Tyson working a speed bag...

"Respect mah authoritah!", said the cop who was undoubtedly homering by letting the mob unsafely crowd the sidelines.

What kind of a tool do you have to be to have Jeri Ryan, and decide that she's not enough - I need more.

In his prison term, he captains the prison team in a game against the guards.

Quit mocking my next wife. I want her in a bad way.

Persecuted just like Jesus...

The tat should say"Karen".

Good riddance GT, your dirty style of play won't be missed.

As Milt Wagner said on national TV before playing Drexel, "Drexel be one of them academic schools". In a followup question (I was floating resumes and a newly minted Univerrsity of Louisville degree at the time), he said "I be a communication major".

Thank you, George. Have any meetings been scheduled between the PA and owners about this in light of last night's screwup, and are there plans as to stronger PA action should there be a catastrophic injury?