How would you like to be the police officer radioing in the plate detail:

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

the only snag is the car is supposed to be a Corvette and the key had a Cadillac badge

Literally one of my worst cargo related fears. I transport propane tanks with some regularity inside my SUV and this extremely rare scenario is constantly running through my mind. It’s why I always keep the rear most windows open when transporting propane tanks if I can.

What is remarkable is that it was accomplished by a private company. Not a government agency.

I don’t know what it is about this new space race that has captivated me so much, but I wept during the launch yesterday. I didn’t become fascinated with space until after college, so I missed that boat for getting involved professionally. But I’m so glad there are people like Elon Musk willing to make the investments…

This is some 1%’er bullshit and I’m ashamed of you.

Driving around in a fucking Maybach, Trim-shaming someone’s V6 Camaro and cheering when they are shut-down by the man while chasing their dreams of speed?

It’s really easy to come home from work in decent looking clothes (assuming you work in an office and not a junk yard) and start working on the car. Before you know it, you have grease all over your garments and exposed body parts.

I always enjoy reading articles that help me feel continually comfortable in my decision to never go on a cruise. This one is helpful! And glad to see so many others who agree...just not my thing.

Reason number 678,987,456,892,369,923 why I can’t wait for the death of car dealerships.

On that note, it appears they’re... around.

Even as an adult, if you aren’t into sports, you’re basically ostracized from a huge bulk of society. At least where I am. It kinda sorta makes a guy bitter. From my perspective, sports is a religion to these people. There is literally no difference between how people approach their worship of whatever god and how…

Mother’s Back to Black

Sleep Apnea is nothing to mess. Many people who think they just snore heavily may actually have it. Sad to hear though.

759 million is enough to buy whatever car you want several times over. So pick what you like. Pick several to try out different types. Hell, get a couple just to look at and park in your living room.

This is unbelievably dumb, this is an event that has gone on for multiple years and is well known. You can’t plan for neo nazis plowing a crowd with your vehicle a year+ in advance.

This is not just for your sake. What do you think happens to that driver when his passenger smashes into the back of his seat?

That little sixth sense that tells you that somebody is about to do something stupid right in front of you

I knew it was going to happen without seeing the turn indicator. You see cars drastically slowed in one lane while the next lane is clear, you should always assume that some idiot is going to jump lanes without looking.

You beat me to it. Ohio is dumb and I ain’t drilling holes in my front bumper for government nonsense. I just pay the damn tickets.