Ha!

Hmm, good point. I guess imaginary me wasn’t “that” rich. Just $650/month rich.

Fun story about $85,000 Grand Cherokee’s:

Uh, yeah, that’s not the same car in both pictures. I declare tomfoolery!

In a previous life, I had a very elderly co-worker that owned one of these. She barely drove it. Only taking it out to go to church, or the occasional trip to the store. It was VERY mint. When she passed away, my first thought wasn’t “Oh, how sad”. It was more like “who get’s the T-Bird SC??” I should be ashamed. I’m…

Easy: Front plate requirement. Ohio, requires it. Michigan (and damn near everyone else), not so much.

Authorities say alcohol “may” have been a factor. They’re waiting on toxicology to confirm before being certain. They say it is entirely plausible for a totally sober NASCAR fan to have the urge to climb the fence.

The car has 95,000 miles on it. I figure it’s just the age of the car. When she get’s that old, things start to fail.

I think a lot of it depends on how much stress the part will see, and how easily it is to fix again vs the cost savings.

Don’t forget the obligatory LED Light Bar across the roof, hood, and bumper. You know, for all the off-roading in the mall parking lot.

Yeah, that makes sense. If you know you’re going to be hauling 4x8 sheets of whatever and 2x4's all day long, you’re gonna get a bigger truck.

I know it’s a Jeep, and Jeeps are inherently on the small side. But I wonder if it will ever get a shorter cad and full size bed? You’d be able to fit the new dishwasher in there and that’s about it. One might need a bit more room if they’re buying a “pickup”.

I love how the guy in the left seat stands up, looks at his suit, and throws his hands out as if to say “Who is responsible for this?!? Who the fuck is going to pay to fix my suit?!?!”

There has never, in the history of all time, been a personalized license plate that had the genuine sparkle of humor beyond a light chuckle.

At least say you were dodging a Pelican so it’s more believable.

You should see the one in Mattawan, MI. It works great in theory, and it looks fine in the satellite photo. But there’s one major flaw as far as I’m concerned. The Southern Circle is 2 lanes wide all the way around. The Northern Circle is 1 lane. But they’re both the same width of pavement. So people waiting in line…

If I’m stuck in traffic on the highway, and while stuck in said traffic I end up stopped under an overpass, that overpass is 3 seconds away from collapsing and squishing me and my car into the pavement. It’s why when that situation comes up, I always leave enough room in front to escape because of course I can drive…

See also: Pimp My Ride.

Ok, now how do I get hi-res versions of these for my walls???

100% Yes.