This casts his attendance at the insurrection in a new light. Abusive prick convinces himself he’s been metoo’d and is likely currently shaking his fist Scooby Doo villain-style. 

For some reason I thought this guy was in his 20s. I was almost willing to chalk up him going to the insurrection as a youthful indiscretion done by someone trying to be an edgelord. But dude is 42!

I used to see them walking around NYC like totally normal people, him in a jeans jacket, her in cool boots and a swingy dress, with his arm looped over her shoulders. They looked so comfortable together. 

“There were moments where I was like, ‘I thought you knew how to do this!’ … And he was like, ‘I didn’t say I knew how to do this. You said I knew how to do this!’”

Those familiar with me know Mr. Penguin is disabled, so I have done a ton of shit I never thought I would have to do until we were way old and hopefully could afford to pay someone to do shit. But I digress.

When I was in college Kyra and Kevin did a tour with their son. They ate at the regular cafeteria with the rest of the students/parents. While eating lunch Kyra told my roommate she liked her boots and I’ve never wanted to switch shoes with anyone so fast once I heard that. I’m a 6 foot man, my roommate was a 5'3…

Huh, that worked out well storywise for me. I think Kevin and Kyra are my platonic ideal of a couple and that they seem super normal and fun as two really freaking famous people can be. I read that whole “I thought YOU KNEW!!!” In their voices. And before even seeing the next story, I thought to myself “Oh shit, how…

The shitty reboot is going to help one of America’s biggest cities “recover” even though NYC will continue to exist no matter what?

I know. This and when Pelosi said that her young staffers knew to go to that room, lock the door, turn off the lights and hide because they had learned to do it in school during intruder drills.

Was is AOC on her Instagram? The way she described not being able to trust the Capitol police because she knew some of them were in on it broke my heart. And then she said she was scared the Republicans that were in the secure location with her would give the mob her location so they could assassinate her and I wanted…

Yes. The jerk had a bandana around his neck and he could have used it as a face covering. So infuriating. 

Both gutted and inspired by this story. I think one Jamie Raskin equals dozens of vacuous Lana Del Reys.

“There is no room for violence in our society.”

Why is it that Elizabeth Grant's (I refuse to say that idiot's stage name) face look eerily poreless and smooth like the Chinese bloodstone my mom's co-worker gave me decades ago? I mean... It's smooth. Her face looks like it's some weird cg construct.

So now I have a solid reason to hate Bruce Willis, after years of hating him.

You will post the full transcript when Lana weighs in on the whole Hilaria Baldwin situation, though, yes?

I am so down with redlining white people in red states. I live in New York and pay very high taxes and then have the bulk of my federal taxes prop up all of the red welfare states that could not survive without blue state money. Now we have lost most of our federal SALT exemption. If the blue states could keep our…

You would think so, but we are talking about the dude who said soldiers “rammed the ramparts” and “took over the airports” during the Revolutionary War. Beyond what he probably imagines happened or represents, I’d be shocked if he knows its full history and/or conclusion.

All this confusion over Alamo TX / The Alamo seems to be obscuring the irony of using the Alamo as any kind of political backdrop because of, you know, what happened at the Alamo.

I think the lede is that the city of Alamo was not notified of his intended visit; however every Alamo car rental kiosk within 200 miles is prepared.