this tweet summed it up pretty nicely

You could oil up the fur part of the bikini, like an otter, then get into the pool. That would keep it dry. 

I think that kind of sums up the weirdness I felt too. I’ll never forget Latrice dying laughing on that spinning platform being hosed down with paint, pretending to take off her panties in the pile of trash, and just keeping the shoot going. That...was not this. 

I honestly felt this went beyond the usual premiere silliness of putting the queens through an uncomfortable first photoshoot challenge into just being straight up mean. I think the reason so many of the lip-syncs were lackluster is because they were terrified. I couldn’t help but feel a little heartbroken for some of…

Why would anyone mess up their makeup or hair by drenching themselves in chlorine? (Salt, maybe, if they’re rich.)

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So their defense strategy is a “greatest hits” of every single method of dehumanizing Black folks this country has ever pioneered.

Right, the pride he is displaying at his conduct is unreal. Like, what he effectively did was punish his daughter over the course of six hours because she doesn’t know how to use a tool he himself thinks is at least a little counterintuitive, and it is clear from the tone of that thread he was expecting nothing but…

Why didn’t she already know how to use a can opener? Do they not have milk and cereal in the house and does she not know how to combine those?

It sort of was, though, no? I’m not really outraged by influencer culture in general (it’s the symptom, not the disease), but she’s still the same old OJ, as far as I can tell.

Don’t trust Ken Jenning’s apology of this dude. I personally was at a Half Priced Books browsing used stuff when I heard 2 kids just screaming and tearing up the place like heathens, no parent reigning them in or getting them to go outside - they were Ken Jenning’s kids. I’m just saying ...

George Stephanopoulos is the news equivalent of Ryan Seacrest, he already does everything

You forgot the veiled references to abuse and infidelity. Clear enough to render a slew of ‘Oh, my goodness...what happened....are you ok.....you are stronger than this...” responses, vague enough to not be an actual allegation that would require backing up, and finalized with a round of “It’s in the past! Please…

It’s a pandemic. I live in an area that has, in general, done a lot better than California, and my siblings, who live in the same city, haven’t yet held my six-month-old daughter because we’re following the damned rules. Unless that’s her live-in polyamorous situation, partying maskless with two dudes who are not her…

LeVar Burton for Jeopardy host, all the way.

I do agree with this take in general—but Olivia Jade is also trying to get back on the “famous for being famous” influencer bandwagon. I think she should either gracefully bow out of that very privileged spotlight or face the fact that her college admissions scandal, which she was well aware of and which she did not…

Don’t forget the glamor selfie out drinking with their lady friends and some sort of “who needs men girl power” caption.

Late 2000s, early 2010s breakup vagueposting was more fun with the defiant Marilyn Monroe quotes. “If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best” - Marilyn Monroe. Met with many “you go girl responses!”. Good times. Now, the vogue is Goop inspired conscious uncoupling notes app n…

ken jennings sucks. he defended that anti-semitic, homophobic, racist, asshole who made his hungry daughter figure out a can opener herself for 6 hours.

Ah, the I’m doing amazing stage. In about a month, Zoë Kravitz will debut the post divorce haircut/hair color change and posts about “journeys”. Stars, they are just like your college friends on instagram.