So Trump doesn’t even know what he’s ordering? Because McDonald’s doesn’t make a malted chocolate shake. How shot are his tastebuds if he can’t tell the malt is missing?

THIS. I used to work in an industry that required a lot of travel for conventions, brand presentations and such. The company would rent suites of rooms in hotels for sales reps, trainers and brand directors. It was not uncommon to hold a small meeting or one-on-one in your suite. It had multiple chairs, a couch, a…

That apology’s almost as empty as Al Capone’s vault.

The minster that sang at that event was convicted in 2012 for destroying evidence that his son molested children at an orphanage the family operated.

You win EVERYTHING.

I love that clip of Kris because it looks like she’s absentmindedly checking that her lower-lid tuck is still holding and her eye hasn’t rolled out.

The White House holiday decorating theme this year is “Time-Honored Traditions.”
Like racial segregation and child labor.

I think you might be giving everyone you know a little too much credit.

Are games industry workers raised in boxes with no contact with the outside world? Because that’s the only possible way I could imagine that a grown adult professional would think that one fictional character on what is essentially a soap opera represents the entire real-world journalism field. That’s like believing…

Lena Dunham said something terrible and self-serving? Oh, it must be a day of the week.

Oh, trust me, Mr. Fraughton. There are so, so many other things for which your children will be ridiculed. You’ve just made very certain of that.

“...treating his interactions with Corfman as a consensual relationship.”
Yeah, a consensual relationship between a man in his thirties and an eighth grade girl is called child molestation. And we called it that back in 1979, too.

So as long as someone isn’t your boss or a powerful professional contact it is okay for them to remove your clothing and fondle your genitals when you are unconscious?

No. As someone who was having a lot of sex in the early 80s, being intoxicated in someone’s home was not considered an open invitation to sexually assault them, unless the someone was a predatory perv. And those people were talked about with derision.

No. I was a sexually active adult in the 80s. It still wasn’t acceptable to sexually engage with an unconscious person. Men did it - just like they do now - and police wouldn’t take it seriously if you reported it - also just like now - but it wasn’t treated as a cool, normal thing. This happened to more than one…

I was alive in the 80s. Hell, I was sexually active in the 80s. And when people tried to undress and sexually assault my drunk or sleeping friends in the 80s, we still knew it was wrong.

As an old, let me tell you about this charming and once-popular 20th century hypnotic/sedative called the quaalude...

Ew. “Someone who is skittish or afraid, who you’re trying to persuade...”? Absolutely everything about that statement is creepy AF.

Two celebrities, both named Chris and both headlining big-money superhero movie franchises, adopt dogs and post frequently on social media about those dogs, making them canine mini-celebrities among the stars fans. Then one of those celebrities - with very similar names, extremely similar jobs and similar public…

Paul also doesn’t believe there should be medical licensing boards or an American Medical Association. He feels the free market and consumer experience will determine whether one succeeds as a doctor.