That’s not how bodies work. And this coach should know that.

According to Reuters about an hour ago, a headless female torso was found near the water’s edge in Copenhagen today but is yet unidentified.

Yes, there’s something just a little too performative about this that it feels manipulative to me. It makes me think “Oh, if you’re this blatantly thirsty for attention, I can kinda see why someone might wind up cheating on you.”

So, is this like the ‘ear cuff’ equivalent for women who aren’t willing to get clitoral piercings?

If a police officer can smell marijuana in my vagina, he’s much too close to me.

As an old, I can assure you there have been stories about Donald Trump sexually harassing women since at least the late 80s. But, since he’s a rich dude with lots of lawyers, these stories didn’t get very far because the women had neither the money nor the power that he did.

...floating in a jar of formaldehyde.

One look at that picture and now in my head I can’t help hearing Dan Hill singing “Sometimes When We Touch...”

What better place to find the perfect outfit to wear to Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar?

He instigated a sexual relationship with the teenage daughter of the woman with whom he was in a serious long-term relationship. I will judge the fuck out of that.

Congratulations to Tracy Anderson on achieving the seemingly impossible - to make me respond to a story about a conflict involving Madonna with the thought “Yeah, I’m pretty sure Madonna’s ego isn’t the problem here.”

She’s currently filming back to back DC/Justice League movies with a major role in both and those multimillion dollar SFX blockbusters tend to be pretty time-consuming. Plus she’s got a third film out in a few weeks which will probably involve a press tour.

Well, according to their own bios they met on the set of a film in “early 2007". Farris filed for divorce from her first husband in April of 2007 citing “irreconcilable differences”. Being as April is kinda the very, very tail-end of what could be described as Early 2007, it’s pretty likely the irreconcilable…

Well, considering from the timeline of their relationship it appears they began dating a couple months before Farris filed for divorce from her first husband, I’m a bit dubious about both of them.

I’m thinking Audrey is still in her coma.

Um, you do realize that this isn’t a thing normal, healthy adults do, right?

All I can think is “All of the guests for all these weddings can’t possibly be getting properly vetted by Secret Service in advance, can they?”

My grocery store started doing this about a year ago. And it’s not even a fancy, high-end grocery store. They just realized that single people and couples don’t really need a full bunch of celery.

Nowhere does Sub Judice claim that domestic violence against male partners isn’t a real thing. Pointing our serious inaccuracies and misrepresentations of the legal process in a game that seems to rely on stereotypes about mental illness isn’t negating the existence of abuse.

Considering her father was willing to go on record describing a 25 year career as “sent faxes”, I can imagine the Bulleit family and their business partners aren’t going to be particularly supportive of her future employment search.