The way that man talks about his daughter is a big red flag for me.

The police. Not an emergency operator who is trying to dispatch EMTs to life-threatening emergencies.

Theft is not an appropriate reason to call 911. Armed robbery in progress, yes. Theft? No.

I think their average price for this company is about $1200.

At the time this letter was written Madonna had just delivered an abysmal, embarrassingly amateurish performance in the overwrought, laughably bad Basic Instinct ripoff Body Of Evidence. It was an obvious ploy to become the new Sharon Stone. So it seems she was aspiring to achieve mediocrity and fell far far short of…

I’m betting it somehow involves this tool.

Ugh, I’m pretty sure this episode is the one that churned my stomach. I have seen very little of the Kardashian Collection of E! programs but somehow I did stumble across an episode early on that made me hate Kris Jenner with a passion. Jenner booked a Playboy shoot then told Kim who objected repeatedly and kept…

Yeah, all I could think was “You know, women go to work when they’re sick Every Damn Day.”

Because banishing women to unsafe conditions for being unclean isn’t hurting anyone?

Choosing to care for two children in your home while watching another one starve to death because you are “white and from a rich family” is NOT a mental health issue. The world is chock full of mentally ill people who are lovely, caring parents. I know a lot of them.
Hell, my mother was often a nightmarish shitshow of…

The words “warm nuts” and “creepy dude” were way too close together in that paragraph for my comfort.

That’s really the best you can do? Go home, practice up and come back when you’re ready to play in the adult league.

Thompson graduated from a suburban, largely white college-prep high school that is known for producing some of the highest performers in American society and a feeder school for Purdue. He was recruited by McD because he was already an established professional in his field. It’s not like he was an inner-city high…

You didn’t actually read this Wikipedia article before you posted it, did you?

I demand a paternity test. Where’s Maury Povich?

Whoa.

McKenna and MacKenna are both Irish/Scottish names, usually surnames. Makenna is “It was the last name of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s character on a show in the 90s and it sounded cool but I’d never heard of it before so I just spelled it phonetically.”

Retaeh?! WTF is up with that? WHY??

When your parents fail at pretending to be Irish.

In keeping with the pace set by the sequel, this one promises to be 3, yes, 3! times as racist as the original!