As someone who has had a considerable amount of sexual encounters, I can not imagine any possible situation in which I would think it would be normal or appropriate to tell someone I thought I’d given their child an orgasm.

Are all Trump cakes served with a small goat dropping on the side?

Star Jones needs to stop trying to make Star Jones happen.

I’m also a little puzzled at the requirement to list the fetus’ sex. This seems like it would be difficult, if not impossible, to determine for a miscarriage after only 9 or 10 weeks without doing genetic testing. Is the state going to provide this?

It ends at 20 weeks because Florida already requires a certificate after 20 weeks.

Oh, I’m sure this woman would only accept white zinfandel. Because it’s the pioneer of zinfandels.

But only after a few glasses of zin.

“Sorry—I live in a black neighborhood. I came here and didn’t see color.”

“I’m so glad we are in a place on a Saturday before noon”??

It probably helps when your dad’s a professional filmmaker, your parents send you to a posh day school for the well-connected (the same one Daniel Radcliffe and Julian Barnes attended) and you spend a good chunk of your teens in the Nation Youth Theater.

We can still hope though, right?

That nose. It’s so...distractingly mannequin-like.

How dare you say Ivanka’s under bite is a class 3 or 4. Trump underbites are first class all the way. They’ve got only the classiest underbites!!

And that would be illegal. Even in Texas. Because, though many Texans don’t believe it, Texas is a part of the United States.

The company where I worked for years had a very strict raise structure based on a percentage range based on one’s current wage and there is no negotiation about that structure. Thus, one’s current and future earnings are tied directly to one’s starting wage. It was only when a recent hire with much less experience…

Well, since he claims Scientology “cured” his dyslexia, this is likely a very well-crafted method of concealing his reading disability.

I find this fascinating, as most of the footage I’ve seen of them came across as two people who can barely tolerate each other struggling (and failing) to hide their hostility and disdain due to contractual obligations. Which I sense will also be an accurate description of their marriage.

It was explained to me by one of the doctors (who, like most doctors at this stage of my life, reminded me of Doogie Howser) that being Dr. First Name instead of Dr. Last Name was an exercise in trying to make the patients feel more an equal partner in heath care decisions while attempting to overcome the reputation…

Contraception doesn’t work?? Has she never met anyone who was an only child? How does she think that happened?

This seems to be becoming a fairly common practice within the medical community. My health care is mostly done at one of the nation’s leading teaching and research hospitals and a number of the younger (under 40?) doctors there will use their first name with patients.