If ever there was an argument for unfettered access to abortion, it is this.

Yes, the “dress shops” reference made me concerned that Betty Grable, Donna Reed and the Andrews Sisters won’t be able to find a thing to wear.

Imagining Lady Wendellwick-Neweholm receiving the company of Marchioness Twisslefonce-Upon-Ribble with the complement “Your menstrual pads look absolutely fetching tonight, Enid!”

She’s gotta be pushing 50,

Then that pretty much sums up Jezebel as well, since many of its associated sites have a bubbling cesspool of sexist, racist commenters who get starred on the regular.

The woman has over 100 writing/co-writing credits. Much pop, r&b and jazz music is written as a collaborative process and the oft-repeated claim that Beyoncé doesn’t have authorship of any of her work is attempt to delegitimize her in a way that reeks of veiled misogyny and racism.

If a woman was sexually harassing someone by repeatedly groping and spanking them, I’d probably be okay with a retaliatory ovary-stabbing.

Look for the ones made out of jojoba. They’re biodegradable and melt if you start to over scrub too hard. Juice Beauty and Malin+Goetz both make jojoba bead scrubs. Or bamboo powder is a good alternative too.

“Can anyone name one thing she did besides one season of Charlie’s Angels?”

I did not even realize that was Melania. I just assumed it was some random socialite. Now I’m looking through past pictures of her and wondering exactly how many different faces she’s had constructed over the past 20 years.

No, that’s literally what is depicted in the video. He enters, you can see her gesture in a beckoning motion with her hand, he approaches the table, she turns her head away from him, her male friend looks at him and says something, he turns away and starts to leave and she comes toward him and pushes him in the chest…

This is definitely the most obvious example but she’s said a number of things over the past few years that have struck me as rather detached from the real world.

That lady was a cosmetologist? With the bad bleach job and the crooked Sharpie® marker lip liner?! Looks like she wasn’t qualified for that job either.

I have friends who did this 20 years ago and scandalized everyone they knew but I thought it was a brilliant choice for them. They’d been together since early college, had lived together for several years and had all the basic household stuff, still had some college debt and planned to have a baby with a year or two.
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Do you toss your mother’s salad with that nasty mouth?

Um, no.

Well, he’s got a Facebook page which, though now well-scrubbed, looks like it went back to at least 2010 at one point. And also an IMDB page, which seems odd for someone who has a few grade-Z film credits and is new to the internet. He’s got a lovely little arrest history though.

Tove is her middle name (it’s a fairly traditional Scandinavian name) and Lo (lynx) is a nickname her grandmother gave her because she loved cats as a little girl. It’s certainly no less stupid than Lana Del Rey or Pink.

The boy’s father — who is required to register as a sex offender for a prior molestation conviction involving a child under 14 dating back a decade, according to the Megan’s Law website — said he was lied to by a girl about her age that led to his conviction, and stressed it should have no bearing on his son’s case.

I wonder how many casually racist jokes she’ll make about her friend Christie®.