I’m genuinely mystified by all the commenters who think a lack of intent matters. When you do something shitty and it achieves a bad result, that’s on you. I doesn’t matter that you didn’t want that bad result to happen.

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I agreed with the first part, then I read the second sentence. It completely captures the attitude that makes everybody despise Boston sports fans. Giving you a +1 for more exposure.

It’s the 1600 meters, not the 1600 mee-ters, son.

Correct, this is exactly the point.

They're not though, because they're not the ones you have to plan every meal around to be boring as fuck.

Tug Job . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $150.00

Some friends and I did a trip to Vermont a few months back that ended with us waiting at one of said stores for a fairly excessive amount of time for the truck to show up. I'm into beer, I'm not THAT into beer, but after having a few Heady Toppers over that trip I thought it was a worthwhile use of my time. So,…

Is this purposefully written so dumbed down? There's a ton of misnomers and just straight up incorrect information.

It should also be taken into account that he started 0-7 from the field, so getting to 19-36 meant he was white hot the rest of the game.

This headline is one vowel away from the best story on Deadspin in years.

Don't get me wrong...Tuohy is essentially a good person. But feeling "entitled" enough to walk up to some random black kids, and essentially ask for their papers to see if they're "one of the good ones" is part of the problem. Her friend is clearly a cunt, but for Tuohy's part, rolling up to those kids, like a fuckin…

I agree. Why does the standard by which all other t-shirts are measured have to be the dead white t-shirt? There are lots of good T-shirts of other colors, and they're easily as important and relevant.

You could tell the woman was a finicky eater. Not liking something is one thing, but she acted like she was eating donkey scrotum filled with bat guano EVERY TIME.

Seriously. Those two fussy brats must be loads of fun on dinner dates.

I know Skyline is the topic that you guys always want to lead with, but the couple that together hates peanut butter and chocolate? COME ON.

Now do the reverse and have people from Ohio try West Coaster's favorite thing to choke down: maintaining a constant sense of self-importance every day while knowing that it might be the last day with running water

"oh god this. this always, for everything."

Roberto Demente

Yeah and most of the world is full of stupid poor uneducated people, like you, who don't have a fucking clue what they're talking about.