What Ray actually said was:
"Take the stand, or else you take the fall."

Except nobody is "absolving" Gordon. The NFL could have suspended him for 8 games and no one would take issue with that other then pointing out as you mentioned the absurdity of the policy. But trite or not the Rice situation does matter here. It makes the league look bad when a guy who dragged his unconscious wife…

Right! Just because they currently rank 27th in points allowed and 30th in yards allowed, (31st in pass yards allowed and 22nd in rushing) doesn't mean that they aren't "solid". They're as solid as a runny shit after a day of drinking in the Muni Lot. And I say that with peace and love as a longtime fan.

You could always do neither.

Quit getting your fedora in a bunch.

Why not just block all gifs? They aren't usually as clever as the poster thinks, anyway.

If you had to be taught it, chances are you were making a scene. No sane parental figure would punish a kid before they make a mistake. So yes, chances are, you don goofed one time, and your parents taught you why you shouldn't do that, and you never did again.

I immediately discredited your entire statement when you tried to blame the government for this man being a moronic asshat.

What if that mom and kid had gotten the visit from the army an hour earlier letting them know dad was killed in Afghanistan. would that change your opinion? What if the kids dog had been run over 10 minutes earlier? The point is you are just making that mom and kids life harder when you have no idea what brought…

The All-Ireland Football Final is the premier sporting event in Ireland attended by more than 80,000 people every year (more would go but that's the capacity of the stadium). A few years ago, they put in new turf and a lot of the players and fans were complaining that there was too much "bounce". I was at the final…

You're an adult. Stop saying "feels."

THIS IS WHY I HATE JETER! Literally every shortstop in the big leagues does this from time to time. Why do we collectively shove Jeter's balls down our throats in ecstatic joy when Jeter does something that literally everyone else does!?!

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people making a left turn swing their car slightly to the right to make a bigger turn. A lot of times they get over in the other lane and that's dangerous.

Moral of the story:
If your rape someone or multiple someones, just have an adorable child. People love adorable children and hate rape. People prefer to think about things they love, instead of stupid things like rape. If you have a child, people will bury the memories of you being you a rapist. Big Ben had a child,…

It's called"History", no wonder you couldn't pass.

I like to watch Manziel lose to knock his raging ego down a few notches.
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I like to watch Sherman lose to knock his raging ego down a few notches.

It's not about a 'black man knowing his place' to me. If Peyton Manning was interviewed and started shouting derogatory crap at the Patriot DBs, and how they better keep his name outta their mouths, I'd think he was equally classless.

You do know that Stanford is called the "Cardinal" and not the "Cardinals"?

I would pay good money to hear Brent Musburger narrate this sequence of events.

This is the correct answer.