You have good gif taste.

I’m picturing this now...

Easily the most erotic of the Ernest movie series.

How deep into Ernest?

That’s why I love Alamo Drafthouse. No PSAs or ads with the sound cranked up, just a bunch of weird crap they found on YouTube. And if you talk on your phone, they kick you out.

This Krull?

I’d be angry, too, if I were drawn that badly.

Here’s the secret as I understand it. Everything is flawed. If you watch a movie and like it, you sweep the flaws under the carpet. If you watch a movie and hate it, then you hang on the flaws as if they define the movie.

Chris Hemsworth is thisclose to actually launching a career as a comedic actor. Seriously. He can’t open a non-Thor action movie on his own and the dramas failed. Basically he’s the new Dwayne Johnson. A tall, good-looking muscle bound man who shines more when he jokes and smiles than when he grunts and punches.

All you people complaining in the comments? You folks with your righteous anger over this portrayal of Batgirl? (which I agree with)

You missed the one where she has to stop Odo from stealing the space alien crystals by attempting his best Jeff Goldblum sexy look.

A plethora of stars for you.

“But Superior Iron Man failed last year...”

I think your right, because they look nothing like the actors from Star Wars.

Because someone was looking at my 4th grade notebook doodles, and realized they were motherfucking awesome?

Pikachu’s got his own money; and baby, when I tell you he’s got his own money, I mean the Pokemon’s got his OWN MONEY!

Honestly, this is the first I’ve ever heard that childhood friends getting married is somehow strange. Most people I know think it’s sweet. How do I know this? I’ve been friends with my two oldest friends since kindergarten, and I was the one who officiated their wedding about a year ago. That’s right, two people who…