Okay, I was skeptical. But that was legit funny.

He was sexy as a platinum blonde nerd in Spaced and he's sexy as hell now. Love me, Simon. LOVE ME.

Same here. Whether it's right wing or left wing media, misinformation is wrong, pure and simple, and that's what's going on here.

Except he's not saying that it's okay. Nowhere does he say that. He's saying that he can't vilify it in the same way he would today.

Perhaps he's talking about how the passage of time dulls the sharp edges of abuse. Perhaps he's saying that we should (and do) take a much stronger stance against abuse now than we did…

Except he didn't say that it was okay. He said that he just can't condemn it in the same way that he could condemn someone doing the same actions today.

So in fact he didn't say it's okay at all. He said he would condemn someone doing it today. He didn't say it was "all in good fun".

Let's not misrepresent the man.…

He is the king of feminine fashion. I remember the episode of SATC where Carrie goes cuckoo over an Oscar de la Renta piece and that's exactly how I feel looking at this collection. Runway fashion done right.

What what? I can wear this kind of thing even though I'm not in my 15-year-old Madonna-circa-1985 phase?

SO beautiful!!

WANT. NEED.

I am running out of capitals with which to express how much I love this shit.

UGH THIS IS SO GORGEOUS

It's like the 60s again! LOVE!

I didn't know it, but I've been waiting for this dress my whole life! I NEED IT!

Jesus, I would like to be the capers and smoked salmon in that damn tasty sandwich!

I thought "Oh my God, someone beat up Bill Murray" was a command for one awful second, and I was about to leave Jezebel and never return. Panic over.

OR to not shill the product at all! "No actually, I don't want to shame women about their weight in return for your million dollars." How's that for ethical?

I love Octavia Spencer but what I'm reading here is that she wanted the million bucks enough to go against her own beliefs. If she really gave a shit about not wanting women to feel a certain way, she wouldn't have taken a million dollars from a weight-loss company to promote them.

This is what I feel like when I'm having an argument with my boyfriend.

*Good sport handshake*

I wonder if things escalate, can they just deny her cervix?