I had this conversation talking about Rastamouse to one of my Canadian friends. It pretty much went like this:

"How can they get away with putting this on TV? Isn't this cultural appropriation?"
Me: "What are you talking about? This is a British Jamaican accent, talking about British Jamaican culture, voiced by British…

In what way is this Amy Winehouse-esque? In fact, in what way is it soul? It's more like a funkier-than-usual Maroon 5 track. There's always been a huge soul movement in the North of England but this isn't it.

This girl truly, truly disgusts me.

Clicked through to the Live Action website (hint: don't) and the second article is entitled:

"Pro-aborts freak out as conservative blogger accurately pegs Wendy Davis". It goes on to mansplain why its okay to call the Senator "Abortion Barbie".

Yeah, you fucking love women don't you,…

Well, she's clenching everything down there whilst she's in that pose too. When I still lived in a country where Bikram was a thing you could do, I was pretty ripped doing it!

Say what you like, I'd buy Abortion Barbie, and I'd buy one each for my little cousins and my nephews too. Abortion Barbie stands up for female reproductive rights where Roller Skating Barbie fails, and when Misogynist Ken swoops into to ruin the world!

Baby hands here too! My wrists look like twigs, which definitely doesn't go with the rest of me. I love 'em. My only gripe is that they don't hold onto a kettlebell very well.

My mum, in her late 50s, once told me that she doesn't like wearing short skirts because her ankles are "too thin". I was like, bitch you cray.…

I'd say that whatever the "natural" look is, this is fine. I've dated guys who barely even had any arm hair, let alone chest hair, but they've nearly always got a least a little fluff here and there. It's the plastic, over-sterile look of the freshly shaven chest that I find a real turn off.

The moral here: Love your…

When my partner shaves fully (obviously on the days that I'm out of town) he looks about 12 years old too! It can be a bit weird when you wanna get down to "biznizz".

See also for chest hair. Men who shave their chest hair bewilder me. It's as if they never hit puberty!

Yes! It's a visual joy of hairy manliness. So awesome.

I have yet to meet a man whose face isn't rendered 100% better with a bit of fuzz.

I, for one, will defend the beard to the death. Every single man looks sexier with stubble. I hide my boyfriend's clippers so he can't even trim his down. Sorrynotsorry.

He's talking in conservative clickbait, you guys. In about a week's time his utterances will have devolved into this:

GOD-FEARING TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE NUCLEAR FAMILY WHITE PEOPLE THINGS ARE GOOD NOT SINFUL GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY

I have literally no idea whether M.I.A. is religious in any way, and this is kinda dumb, but were I attempting to defend her I'd say that at least she engages in meaningful debate about issues, and perhaps this is an attempt to start a discussion on the topic of whether burqas are anti-feminist.

Whereas we all know…

Look, I'm trying to wipe that movie out of my memory, 'kay? Nothing happened in SATC after Big rescued Carrie from Paris and I won't hear any arguments.

It's beautiful! Although I get the impression there's not a whole lot of breathing going on there.

Oh, Aristocats! I'd almost forgotten how wonderful you were, and now I'm listening to this on repeat!

Also, "cage-free" often means little to nothing in actual terms, just as "free range" can mean as little as having a small open door at the very end of a barn full of thousands of chickens. Unless you actually keep your own livestock, it's very hard to find a trustworthy ethical source.

My veganism came about more from the health route, but I'd presume that humanely raised or not, you still have to kill them to eat them. And "humanely" raised isn't often that humane at all; most people don't have access to a farm that they trust, so it can be difficult to verify whether it is or not. I don't really…

OMG like Dark Willow!?

You mean the NSA is actually Wintour? Fuck, I'm in trouble!

I really, truly don't understand how Anna Wintour rose to Queen Bitch of the fashion world when she always wears the same vague outfit and has the worst haircut ever seen on a woman.

I know looks and dress sense shouldn't affect someone's ability to do their job, but come on, it's the damn fashion industry! That's…