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If we would have listened to The Vandals, this problem would have been solved long ago...

I thought Tina Fey’s response was brilliant and funny. This article’s heading just exhausts me. Tina Fey is a fellow Gen Xer and we’re just fuckin’ tired. Let me refer you to your own family of sites:

I’d rather beat my own ass with sticks than show up in a shared space with that orange fuckface.

the only confirmed attendee is LL Cool J

“It is vandalism. This is state property. State property,” one disgruntled, presumably old, man told Fox News 10.

The lightning headphones AND a lighting to 3.5mm adapter are FREE with the phone. Stop pretending to be put out.

Seriously, a crying selfie?

Im siding with the verbose cheater because social media pity-fishing is so obnoxious.

That’s an outrage that states banned Slayer on the premise their shows would incite the crowd to violence.

Good god, the only cut that bleeds more/longer than a scrotum clipper nick is a razor blade nick of the top of your ear (which only ever occurs when you need to meet clients in the hotel lobby in 15 min). Painless, but an ear nick will bleed for 11 hours.

Why is there NEVER a grassy knoll around when you need one?

I heard an interview on NPR (All Things Considered, maybe?) a few weeks ago. They seem to have some very good ideas about the show.

It’s absolutely fair to say that when the one coming up short was an active participant in normalizing Trump and is still giving weak statements today. If Fallon wanted to stay out of politics, he would stay out of politics. He doesn’t get to have candidates on his show, goof around with maniacs who have built their…

Not buying your concern trolling at all. And for the record, I am not white, and many people would say I am not even a liberal.

This makes me happy.

Never been prouder to be a Durhamite

As soon as I saw this, I went there, so I made sure I could get my name on the list. I really hope it pisses someone the hell off.