Not buying your concern trolling at all. And for the record, I am not white, and many people would say I am not even a liberal.

I hope Pizza Rat sneaks in the penthouse and drops a pepperoni turd on his face while he sleeps.

This makes me happy.

Never been prouder to be a Durhamite

Yeah, we still had 78s in the house and my first record player only played 45s. The first time I tried a Walkman with a cassette tape blew my mind.

Yeah, we still had 78s in the house and my first record player only played 45s. The first time I tried a Walkman…

I assume purchase. Who even buys digital music anymore?

I assume purchase. Who even buys digital music anymore?

I will post this in perpetuity every fucking time these idiots do something.

Fuck every last one of them....

“I don’t see how we can ever repair this country.”

But I’m sure Milo and the other “androphiles” in the alt-right don’t give a shit.

They were beating the shit out of counter-protesters last night and the police weren’t doing shit.

My last name is basically the alphabet. When someone needs it, I just spell it out and don’t bother to pronounce it unless they ask.

As someone with a degree in anthropology, let me tell you, you have a complete misunderstanding of the science. Once upon a time, yes, anthropology was a field dominated by white men and women who spent their time proving by looking at other cultures how superior theirs was. But that has changed. Every single class I…

I’m letting you be the torchbearer for this thread

I’m sure there are books or professors that can teach anthropology in a racist way, but the study of culture and linguistics in and of itself is not racist. In fact, it’s helped document many cultures and languages from completely disappearing as well as the historical evolution.

What do they say? Good friends help you move. Best friends help you move the body. Ba dum dum shish.

Sorry about your friend. 🌻

This. I once promised to clean all the porn and toys out of a friend’s apartment should he die before getting to it and his family see it. He did, and I did. Bittersweet experience.

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…