They probably thought they were loving her. What they needed to do was listen.

My cow, Princess Peach, and I. She is so sweet, I love her.

My three year old upon seeing this, "I WANT ONE THOSE COWS!"

HOLY PHOTOSHOP, KRAVITZ! but, you know... ghetto?

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE DRIBBLE!

Yea, married people live in on-base housing or off-base. Either way, it's a massive step up from the barracks or dorms, where they treat you like a fucking kid.

I'm all for bringing back the greys, with one condition: