LosFelizGuy
LosFelizGuy
LosFelizGuy

I dunno. Karen and Jack’s over-the-top characters are the ONLY reason I watched the show. Will and Grace were always supporting characters to me. Kinda like how Titus on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is the ONLY reason why I watch the show. Gays who are nuanced/take themselves too seriously aren’t much fun to be around. I

I used to work as a box boy at a grocery store when I was in high school. Trust me. The LAST person you want to be rude to is the person putting your groceries in a bag. I ruined many meals for unpleasant customers. Sometimes it was worse—they never knew what I did to their food.

Ooooooof course they did.

Yep. I have a friend who always acts like I’m doing HIM a favor.

I can’t even imagine. Everyone thinks I’m an IT person—because I do all my design on a computer!

I call that an “A Tax”. Otherwise known as an asshole tax!

The amount of people asking me for design “favors” is ridiculous. I’ve finally learned the beauty of just saying “nope” when asked or just ignoring their emails all together.

She sounds like a zealot robot.

Considering 75% of their catalog photography is actually 3-D renders, I’m sure they can replace humans with cats fairly easily.

The GOP would crucify him.

I’ve never seen From Here to Eternity, but I never knew it had anything to do with Hawaii, the military or WWII—and I lived in Hawaii for FIVE YEARS!

As long as you’re not injuring anyone, I say go for it. When “The System” works against you, make your own system.

Maybe a life sentence is her retirement plan? 3 hots and a cot PLUS free medical for a senior citizen with a criminal record?

I always order “Miso Hungry Soup”—just to watch my friends cringe when I say it.

Isn’t an author using her/his initials kind of a thing tho...

70m2!? My current apt is only 55m2. That would be an upgrade for me.

Those damned window shades! I remember learning Illustrator88!

Print designer here also. My last “creative brief” for a new project involved a single word written on a post-it note. Boss lady then tells me she needs a logo for that word in two hours. When I ask for more info (like what this logo is for) I usually get something to the effect of “Shut the fuck up and make the logo,