Imagine if your "lady parts" were replaced with a hot dog and two avocado seeds hanging below at varying lengths depending on the temperature. No pants can eliminate ball-crush. It just happens and we learn to deal with it.

For me at least, the hotter the weather the farther down they sag. Last September in LA I almost stepped on them during the heat wave!

That is THE WORST! So horrible I thought I was gonna puke.

We call those "batwings".

I actually got "lost" in a building like that once. A loft party in LA. Went to go have a cigarette and the E kicked in really, really hard. I couldn't find my way out of the underground garage and had to sit a spell until I could pull it together.

Maybe because that's the way the wind was flying when the pic was taken? Lighten up yo.

More Ricky pics please!

My dream is to live on an ISLAND with nothing but rescues! Preferably tropical, but for the pups sake maybe somewhere a bit cooler.

CUTE!!!!!!!!!! Give her a behind the ear scratch for me! Love pup pups!

Love him/her with all you have. They know it!

Dogs are extremely social. Unfortunately they love us soooooooo much! Hard to imagine them anything loving us more than we love them! Cuz, why?

I'm not insane. The reason most stores have a policy keeping dogs out is because of a preconception that they're "dirty" not because someone is allergic. That's why a grocery store still sells peanuts even though someone is allergic to them. I honestly could not care if the world accepts me and my pup. We did our own…

I never "paraded" my dog around a store where she wasn't allowed. You're projecting. I played by the rules at all times. But I would have if it was allowed—your allergies be damned. Not because I wanted to feel "noble" as you suggest. More for my dogs happiness, which meant more to me than anyones health. It's not…

I NEVER suggested that I mattered more than anyone else. Quite the opposite. But my dog's happiness sure as hell mattered more to me than your comfort.

My dog never wanted to leave my side when she was alive. She wanted to be wherever I was— whether it was at home, bathroom, work or CVS (shudder). The world is full of unpleasant things that I would rather not be around (like cologne and perfume) but I would never tell someone wearing perfume to stay home because it…

What's wrong with bringing a pet to a store. They're cleaner than children ffs.

That person that complains about a cute video because of someones allergies.

Really? I mean really. You had to be THAT person?

My apologies if I came across mean. Not my intention at all. My fault for assuming you were referring to the comment asking why the Jacqueline character didn't have anything but white friends.

if you live in New York and all your friends are white you are a terrible person.