Bravo for putting that opinion out there. That's dangerous on these sites.

I was just about to google "bear in a wrestling mask" but stopped and remembered that I'm on a work computer.

I absolutely love it when Butters does anything as Professor Chaos. It's so freaking brilliant. I want a whole game like that.

I only experienced frame rate drops in a single area (Al Gore's storage unit). Where did you experience all these issues?

PRO: Almost every battle feels meaningful.

Did he get to request that change because he was the first to beat the comment game?

Toilet? No thanks. Maybe a sink though!

My list is more like

Except that the article is about a high-ranking Microsoft employee so it makes sense to address Xbox fanboys.

Can I just say again, "more articles like this" please?

I understand that there are slow news days, but I appreciate the articles that dive into certain aspects of the gaming culture, as opposed to the daily "Twitch Plays Pokemon" fodder.

Buddy...talk about a mountain to climb. Yeesh.

also worth remembering: not all guys are John Cusack

Worth remembering: Lloyd Dobbler DOESN'T end up with Diane...

​Ask Dr. Nerdlove: How Do I Ask Out The GameStop Girl?

Masturba- Sorry... sorry.

you know who never wins at "Female Armor Bingo"?

Don't Panic?! TOO LATE!