"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."

Now I want a foot massage.

Well of course he'd want the Xbone, we all know guys aren't real gamers.

The title of this article is a little misleading. I assumed it would be about Free To Play in general including purchases made on other platforms. However with regards to whales and purchases this is all about the mobile platform.

I think we're on the same page. But I prefer gaming on the PC. That's mostly because of the types of games I play and because it's far more economical. But when I'm gaming on a console I do prefer it for the games it plays best, and it's also much better for playing with friends you can reach out and touch. A PC can…

"I don't buy it that Sony did so to prevent a rogue from committing everyone to anti-consumer practices."

I refuse to play co-op games with anyone that also texts or messes with their phone while playing. In fact, as much as I love technology in general, and love that technology is getting smaller, more powerful, and less expensive, I still hate cell phones. Maybe this is because I'm an introvert that grew up with the…

Eventually?

I don't know why, but your comment reminded me of an advert I recently overheard with the tag line, "The first cell phone to put the camera first." Which to me, is just fucking stupid. There's nothing wrong with technology that is generalized rather than specialized but to take a specialized system and try to make it…

Nope, still not funny. And what the hell is sexist about her thighs?

The only game by Tell Tale I've played and can comment on is Poker Night 2. It's fun, relatively polished and funny, but it's also a very small game so I don't think that's a good indication of what they are capable of. So you'll have to answer that for me. What did change? I don't know what it was like before and I…

I'm not going to address your assumptions about my perspective here but suffice to say I'm well aware people can't just montage their way to happiness or success.

If you're passionate about what you're doing and you're happy with the product you're making that's perfectly awesome, and I'm happy for you. However if you're not making the game you would play, I'd argue you're a part of a larger problem and probably just trying to convince yourself that what you're doing is right.

What is this? This has nothing to do with gaming at all? What the hell is wrong with Kotaku? It's like you've become a shell of a gaming journalism website devoid of all meaning and I don't even see how this could work? I mean is this shit real? I don't buy it, this is obviously fake! You should be ashame...

Hey I just hope that didn't come across as unnecessarily snarky. I'm actually glad for this review because you just saved me about $300.

So the answer is actually, "Yes, if you don't mind paying out the ass for plastic and general sloppiness."

And it probably wouldn't be rushed and buggy either. Well not if it has Mario or Link in it at least.

I was mostly responding to:

No I would argue that a lot of AAA games are made just for money and they're not made well, don't misunderstand me on that point. There are tons of great indie games, which is also my point. I get that people need to pay the bills, but if your passion is making great games and you're working for a company that just…