This feels like a good time to mention that the Buccaneers won the Ed Block Courage Award NFL Athletic Training Staph of the Year for 2013.

You’re right, it’s about the kind of person who prefers that breed. 

Should have picked any other city for your fake Pats story, pal. You and I both know there are no Chargers fans in San Diego.

I assumed he lost out because he suggested they call his fans “Zionists.”

Contestants proceed to spend entire time attempting to assemble three piece monkey. 

I wouldn’t worry too much about the injured. In my experience, there are plenty of Chinese spare ribs to go around.

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

... Unlock that door, and you may be headed to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the statue there, and you may move on to the Wave Pool. If you survive both the correctly functioning waves AND the accidental tsunami, it may lead you to the Pavement! From there, you must climb into the Ambulance and race to…

Sino wave generator.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

I’d be annoyed, too, but it’s self-deprecation appeased me...

...I’ll just show myself out.

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

And, with BMW eliminating dispsticks in favor of electronic level sensors in the late 2000s, the Germans have been able to turn around and play the same trick on many unsuspecting owners!

So this actually happened to me once! See, when you’ve got the lights in your eyes, and you’re not sure if you’re gonna be able to get to it in time, you get a bit rushed and scrape your hand on your zipper.

He probably has a financial advisor. I suggest he switches.

I hope he beats this 

I don’t like square cuts all that much either. It’s pizza for people who want to treat pizza like an hors d’oeuvre.

Comes to an electronics blog and criticizes people for demanding that the electronic product they paid for works correctly.

The idea that Goodell is closely aligned with the owners is nonsense. I am a Packers owner and I have never heard from Goodell.

Lyme Disease is thousands of years old. The disease predates the founding of Lyme, Connecticut. So it’s not some interesting coincidence that there’s a government building on an island near Lyme. The disease should probably get a different name, and the tie to Connecticut is a red herring.