Gotta say, I agree with Neville here. The USMNT would never display such arrogance. Heck, they didn’t visit ANY hotels in Russia during the 2018 World Cup!

Congratulations to new Wizards GM Joey Chestnut!

The odds of Kyrie poisoning the locker room before Durant ever sets foot on the court is better than a planet flip. 

I dunno, it’s going to be awfully difficult for the Lakers to “Load Manage” Kawhi when the bench consists of Vince Carter doing Airplane Yoga and Air Bud’s Great Grandpup

He is being blackballed from coaching in the NBA the same way that I am being blackballed from playing in the NBA.

Warriors Revolution: What if we play basketball based on absurd 3-point shooting and spacing, creating openings with swift ball movement and requiring defenses to guard shots previously thought impossible? We’ll play with a small, quick lineup, that will outpace slower, larger players, making them either lose on…

I think about the time I posted the Margaret Atwood quote here and got flamed for days from men who thought it of vital importance that I recognize that it is #NotAllMen. They cited examples of all the times they got rejected and didn’t attack anyone (of course they didn’t get rejected very often because they were…

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

He probably started with masturbating in front of small animals.

Anyone remember the Root getting all huffy about some Becky calling the cops on Winslow when he was creeping around some trailer park? That story aged well.

I see ew, Steam Engine

Hey, let’s keep remaking already good movies instead of garbage that can easily be improved upon. What’s the worst that could happen?

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I’m going to need to know how ethnic the batter is before decided whether this was flashy, me-first showmanship that tarnishes the game or scrappy, hard-nosed gritty play that kids should emulate.

Joke’s on her. The photographer now gets to punch her in the mouth per the unwritten rules of baseball and/or the Cubs’ return to play contract.

Misogynistic show?... GTFO.

Zack Snyder: (masturbating furiously)

No wonder LeBron got rid of Walton, he’s clearly a Kobe guy. 

“Don’t use force, Luke”