The Great Struggle between the county folk and their moose nemesis continues 

There’s an inverse relationship between how much some one paid for a car and how much shit people are willing to put up with

I'm honestly going to miss screwing up apple group chats

Is unsafe q-tip use also caused by the patriarchy?

#2 is Cat I believe

I am a bad guesser

Assaults?

yeah but sort of the exception that proves the rule isn’t it though? Flint wasn’t a problem because it had leaded pipes, it was a problem because they piped the acidic Flint river through them.

Every single pipe in my house has lead solder in it, most of your houses have copper piping with lead solder. There is no reason to freak out.

Transformative Tool vs ICQ for (i)Phones

yeah this my reaction, so the phone is waterproof* and dust proof, but not riceproof?

I *think* those loans are underwritten with tesla stock so he has a fair amount to lose

I mean the alternative is to grant the employer the right to terminate striking employees right? So yeah, they protect the employment of organized labor but they also define how far that protection extends.

“I WONT WATCH THE ADDS”

Also...legal abortion 

You are not.

American Dad, nobody can even remember to add it to the list of tired has been shows

eh, not the end of the world. Honestly for all the complaints of battery life I haven’t minded mine at all.

Man I miss Stadia 

Yeah, you have some expectation of agency here