Could be hard to tell how his recovery is going since he’s thrown gingerly his entire life.

It is pretty messed up that they would air the documentary without his consent.

That sound you hear is a thousand New Orleans street vendors crying out in anguish.

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

If the referee had been armed this never would’ve happened.

There isn't a better beard around the Seahawks than Ragnar's. Well, except for Ciara.

I’m not surprised Jerry Jones said this, he’s always stuck up for Brandon, even back to when they were kids.

They won’t be able to repeat as AFC Finalists if they keep this up.

To be fair, the Hippocratic Oath also included no abortions in some cases, so most doctors don’t take it as medical law anyway.

Sounds like Peterson wants a switch.

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

a player who almost definitely did what he was accused of

Did you see the shed? They exploded the bitch!

The Gang Amasses a Huge Amount of Porn on Their Work Computers

remember: we’re judging from our own lazy-asshole point of view, not from that of someone who actually wants to be an starting QB or whatever.

“and Hitler drops back for the pass, he throws! Caught for the touchdown!”