“The thing with Chip is he just doesn’t see you as a person. He sees you as a commodity.”

He’s not a racist, nor is he a tyrant. Any NFL coach that sees Mark Sanchez as a “commodity” is just a fucking imbecile.

And with that, the football gods chortled.

“We can neither confirm nor deny the existence or nonexistence of a criminal investigation until such a time as a person is charged with a crime,” said Hamburg Police Chief Gregory G. Wickett.

And I thought one film was a stretch. How the fuck are they going to mine two stories from only 6,000 years of source material?

I liked this movie better when it was an episode of Futurama.

Ok, the headline says 30 feet, but Browder herself says "weren't even 30 yards away." 30 yards is 90 feet. And they are 6 and 2 years old. Hmmm, am I supposed to be outraged that she was arrested? Frankly, I will withhold judgment since I wasn't there. Perhaps we should agree with Browder that this was "not so smart."…

such a smart, team-first, hustle guy. would have zero problem with your daughter dating him.

If she doesn't have a coat made of puppies I will eat my hat.

Yes, yes it is. Because it comes from the idea that women are so weak and in need of protection that even when they are wrong (as in physically attacking someone), they cannot be defended against.

The police report mentions that, as the attack was taking place, Kromer repeatedly yelled, “This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.”

What if he faked the entire thing in a ploy to get them to drop the franchise tag. That would be so amazing.

A large man who unironically considers himself a lion living amongst sheep is not the kind of person you want to upset.

I’m shocked the guy with a mohawk, tank top, and hipster glasses didn’t try to step in.

But where are you going to get your stories when Reddit shuts down? Half of the stories on this website come from Reddit, about four to eight hours after they are posted on Reddit. Are there horrible subreddits? Yes. Just like there are horrible people in the world. That’s the point of an open internet forum. It…

Does anyone else remember obsessively reading the game manual that came with the first starcraft game? It had the whole background story and everything and I LOVED it. I’m glad I will finally get the end of the story. This must be what George RR Martin fans feel like.

His mistake was referencing a field game instead of one played on a court.

I don’t know about in a game. In a club, maybe. In a car, probably. In the middle of nowhere, definitely. But, you’re probably safe in a game, Ryan.

I'm sorry, but I'm confused by this. Is he hesitating because he's watching it again in his brain? If it was a strike when he actually watched it cross the plate, then it's still a strike two seconds later.