Today at work I got asked if I was one of the kids from “take your your ninth grader to work day”. I’m not - I’m in my 30s and in a management position in a professional setting.

When men ask what microaggressions are, this is a good example, because it happens over and over and over. Grace Meng is right on the money. Let’s make this the new normal.

Lol, they laugh about you and repeat your little bravado speech in a high pitched voice over lunch, you nerd.

“EMT”

So you’re pretty much admitting your class is hella boring. 

Exactly. I used to get in trouble with this one teacher for doodling while I was in class. Mind you, I was taking notes, paying attention, and responding to class material while I was doodling. I just focus better when my hands are busy, and this teacher could not get that through his head. Dude, it’s not about you.…

Ridiculous and pathetic. Having ones feet up during a lecture does not mean one has a lack of attention. I used to have my feet up whenever possible — and that was back when I had to take notes on paper. Now with laptops there is no need to be sitting straight up over the desk.

The weirdest thing about The Running Man (and that is really saying something) is that the future governors of not one, but two states star in it.

So when a Kansas City restaurant fails its health inspection, does the health department clean out the entire pantry and pour bleach over the contents? Just asking questions.

It makes no sense.  I can give food to a neighbor.  But if the neighbor doesn’t have enough money for a house I can’t.  I think it’s hateful.

I generally agree, but I just think they’re not doing anything to prevent illness in the homeless otherwise so I give a big side-eye with these laws.

I’ve seen some police training videos, and in those, the push seems to be “shoot immediately, or you will be killed”. Emphasizing how quickly someone can aim an fire a gun, and always scenarios where the person is actually a danger, as opposed to covering the case where the officer just murders and innocent by…

By my understanding this just means you can have UP TO 1 ICE. Meaning less than or equal to one. Also who’s to say the batteries weren’t charged by an ICE. Ultimately, the organizers fucked up with their statement. They should have either admitted their mistake for allowing the car to run, or told the protesting driver…

If they let you enter the race, they need to let you finish the race.

Oh, that’s a really great one. Honorable mention to the Dude’s Gran Torino in the Big Lebowski:

Agreed. Second prize goes to the Ace Ventura Monte Carlo:

I’m not going to debate the merits of your argument here, because I can’t be moved to care about a 280 all that much, but let it be said that no one has ever nailed the lead character’s crappy car better than Jimmy’s Suzuki Esteem in Better Call Saul:

Yeah 2+2 not that appealing, but also an almost 30 year old Datsun in Buffalo would be much more a tetanus problem than all of David Tracy’s cars combined. It would basically be a pile of red dust by then.

I know right? Wake me up when she hits 9 years.

Amateur...  Here, hold my beer.