WTF is the point of living in modern times if a person doesn’t avail herself of some of its luxuries, like a freaking pre-natal appointment to a midwife or something? Yet she will chatter on FB about the “primal instinct” that takes over. Guess what? Birthing can be pretty deadly, just look at history. But no, the…

“Unpopular” doesn’t win elections. Grabbing power and abusing it wins elections. Is this ideal? No. Is it reality? Yes.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

+1 I know it is unpopular but we should open endless investigations and block everything. 

Any Democrat who uses the word “bipartisanship” needs to be politely escorted from the building and cordially asked to never return.

“Clear eyes, full heart, don’t rape” should be inscribed over the threshold of every government building, federal, state and local.  And lockerrooms, too.

According to a report on the ground (TPM highlighted it over the weekend) the “hacking” actually consisted of Dems and lawyers for plaintiffs in one of the suits against Kemp trying to alert authorities to vulnerabilities in the system a voter found without doing anything but trying to look up their own record.

That Alice in Wonderland is super cute.  I haven’t seen it before.

Joe and Sophie as the Addamses are gorgeous. Beyonce as Toni is perfect, but Beyonce as Flo-Jo is a total fail (no wild extra long nails? No Flo-Jo). But Mel B as Posh? Winner!

“And Scary Spice was Posh Spice.”

This, of course, explains how he's so good on Mr Robot. Comes naturally to him!

Seems reasonable.  

He had a point! And he’s not being rude at all. 

Who didn’t laugh at “Fisher Price? Tonka?” because you might want to get that checked by a professional

Fehk Yah Mahk!!

These fuckin’ people

It’s “Spiderwebs”Gwen, my friend. ;)

If Jesus Christ returned to earth tomorrow, and resumed spreading His word, one of the president’s disciples would murder him.

I was inspired by the Bob’s Burgers Halloween episode this year (so many puns!) and stole Louise’s “Dragon with a Girl Tattoo” costume. It landed. People laughed. I am proud of myself.