I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD!

It'll come up eventually, so I'll stoke the fire: I'd argue Melee players are already divas with their refusal to jump to the most recent game. I've heard the arguments for and against adopting the latest smash and I still stand by my point.

Way back, I was playing TIE Fighter a lot. My mom was watching my play one day (I couldn’t hear because of headphones). She confronted me about what she thought was Nazi propaganda. Which in a sense isn’t incorrect, the Empire is basically Space Nazis.

If only you knew how many demonology books I had to read to get through computer science.

Yep.

OMFG This!

Sheldon Cooper is that you?

At least you got a ridiculous religious angle. All I ever got was “you’re wasting your life playing kiddie shit”.

never buy Dark Souls!

This is extremely endearing and I love it.

Stopped reading at ‘Unfrosted’.

Dragonball is essentially doing a WoW at this point. Just increasing the level cap with everything expansion.

But why isn’t anyone catering to ME!

That’s some really good tattoo work. Tattoos are a good time, until you land a job that requires you to cover it up.

And this is why I 1. Don’t stream (even though I want to) and 2. Have trust issues. Freaking Internet man.

A transformer that doesn’t transform? Ho-hum. GI Joe? Whatever.

China... Where everything is in the legal grey as long as it doesn’t impact the dictato... I mean government.

Is that how diabeetus works?

Nice!