That tweet wasn't transphobic.

Maybe you should read the article. Also fuck you.

No, this is for infants who don’t know how to control themselves.

I found a long time ago that when a video game is causing you to lose sleep/skip real life social things/anything at all that affects real life then it’s time to not play that video game anymore.

Or you could just choose to be a sane human being.

This is why people make fun of millennials. What the fuck. It’s a video game. If you need a therapist’s tool to “cope” with it, maybe do something else.

Bruh... I know.

Seriously. This is embarrassing.

Does that categorically make me good looking because I’m a flirt?

This is the biggest thing people must know about loot boxes. They prey on the hopelessly addicted, the zealous collectors, the casual gamer.

Jesus. Nobody is forcing you to spend money on anything. The only people that loot boxes etc... ‘prey’ on are those who are incapable of delaying their own gratification. Here’s a suggestion for those who feel like they are being victimized by optional, often completely cosmetic microtransactions. It’s going to really…

Hit the Mute button.

Legitimate question here:

No. Wait on it. It’ll be $20 or less in the future.

No. Wait on it. It’ll be $20 or less in the future.

Oh captain, my captain...

2015/2016: Hollywood/Oscars so white!

My god, the “famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect* way so let’s shit on him” genre has to die.

Deal with a clogged toilet.